NEWSFLASH : BIGOT-JOHNSON'S SPOKESMAN , BILLY GOATIER , RESPONDS TO THE EBU's CLAIM THAT ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES WILL HELP STEM THE TIDE OF BRIDGE CLUB MEMBERS GIVING UP THE GAME FOR GOOD......

( Who the hell wants to play bridge in a place where no one can say boo to a goose......or call a cheat  " a filthy low down cheating dog " ? )