BRIDGE BOOKS THAT WILL TAKE THE USA BY STORM.....( Forecast by Pun  )

• So Many Self-Proclaimed Bridge Experts Talk Crap....................Tommy Rott
• In fact Most Bridge Players Talk Utter Nonsense...........................Bill Owney 
• My Partner Is A Complete Brain-Dead Moron................................Ria Tard
• Don't Throw Bridgemates At Partners , Try Something Else...........Roxanne Stones
• All Partners Need A Right Good Telling Off..................................Cass T. Gatum
• Why Is It Players Always Hesitate When Playing A Singleton ?....Vera Strange
• The Idiots I've Partnered Have Driven Me To Drink..........................Bud Weiser
• Partner , Why On Earth Did You Trump My Winner ?.....................Pete Sake
• What Happened To The Slaughter House BC Chairman ? ...............Fay Tilly Shott
• It's Important To Remember The Great Players Of The Past..........Les Wefer-Gette