NEWSFLASH : BRIDGE PLAYER ADMITS TO HAVING HAD " SEX WITH A WOMAN "


Slaughter House BC chairman , Bigot-Johnson , finally admitted that there were other things in his life other than bridge , and that on one occasion he had done it with a woman.
This unsolicited confession followed allegations of his  "gay credentials " and rather dubious toilet activities, by the ultra straight , heterosexual members in his club , renown for their scatological hang ups.
Bigot-Johnson said " I'm too much of a ladies man . However , as a true gentleman and a man of trust I cannot reveal her name. Nevertheless , she was the perfect partner in every sense of the word , in that she was ideologically committed  to solving the really big issues , which have blighted the bridge world for years.
Inflamed by a late night discussion on how to clean up the game of bridge from corrupt administrators and cheats at the table , we took upon ourselves to go off into the hotel gardens , where we made passionate love under a cherry blossom tree. It was like an erotic scene from a blue movie.
Mind you the cat was almost let out of the bag , for on returning home my wife insisted on unpacking my suitcase , only to innocently remark why one of my socks was missing . "