BRIDGE BOOKS FOR GRUMPY OLD BUGGERS......( Like Pun )

• Some Players Really Give Me The Creeps........................................E. B. G. Bees
• Whenever I Look At Opponents I'll Tell You What I See.....................Vic Timms
• Playing Bridge With Young Boys Is What He Prefers.......................Peter Fyle
• That Chinese Bloke Can Recall Every Hand He's Ever Played..........Ho Lee Fuk   
• Play Bridge In A Blustering, Swaggering , Boisterous Way................Roy Stirrer 
• The Speed At Which She Plays The Cards.......................................Ena Rush
• That Defeat we Suffered Bordered On An Annihilation.......................Des Aster
• If Partner Acts Like He's Deaf Then Try Shouting.............................Belle O. Lauder
• What's This Club Coming To With No Inside Toilet ?.......................John Outhouse 
• Slow Players Are Going To Be The Death Of Me.............................Diana Bordam