BRIDGE BOOKS ONCE READ NEVER FORGOTTEN .....
( Regrets by Pun )

• If That Woman Had Put In A Complaint About Me.............................Ida Kilder
• Searching For The Perfect Partner Takes Me Far Afield....................Wanda Lust  
• Don't Take Chances If You Can't Trust Partner's Penalty Double.......Bess Pullett
• Member's Law Suit Against Club Makes Front Page News................Major Ed Lynes
• He Always Manages To Get The Committee On His Side ?...............Gus E. Swelling
• I'm Sorry I'm Not Up To Playing Bridge These Days........................Ricky T. Aldman
• Any Damage To Club Property Requires You To Pay Up Now...........Bill Meinstead
• What ! You've Got A Secret Dossier On Me..................................Ann Dittova
• Yes , I Know Exactly Why I'm A Troublemaker ..............................Bjorn Toby Wilde
• Madam , Have I Found You The Perfect Partner............................Dizzy Shagwell