EVEN MORE BRIDGE BOOKS FOR OBESE PLAYERS TO FEAST AND GORGE UPON.......( As recommended by Pun )

• My Club Spent A Fortune Just To Get Rid Of Member...................Sacha Horfall-Waist
• My Partner Seems To Drop One Clanger After Another.................Belle Ringer
• I'll Show You How To Make All Thirteen Tricks On This Hand.........Lowen  B. Holde
• What To Do If Someone Accuses You Of Cheating ........................Lyle Ike Adog
• The Day Bigot-Johnson Turned Up To The Club Stark Naked..........Noah Parell
• Before The Start Of Play Everyone Must Recite The ZT Creed.........Dewey Hafter
• Winning At Bridge Requires Going In For The Kill.............................Drew Blood 
• To Stay A Winner Simply Means Going On A Killing Spree.............Andrew Moreblood 
• There's One Player Who I Find Most Intimidating And Scary............Denise Arnocken
• Partner , If You Must Insult Me Then Please Do So Quietly................Danielle Soloud
• ZT Policies Need To Be Robustly And Religiously Enforced.............Bess B. Haver 
• What's Needed To Insult Partner And Amuse All Bystanders............Ray P. R. Whit