- Average - the term which perfectly describes up to 95% of all people who purport to play bridge : their ability to improve is severely restricted by their inability to think and/or count
- Expert - the grossly absurd and delusional belief an average player has of himself/herself
- MUD - what usually gets slung around at committee meetings when members start falling out with each other
- Field - a place where seeded players rise above the riff raff to reap and harvest the spoils
- Ladders - ranking lists which aspiring players like to climb in order to look down on those less gifted themselves with joyous contempt
- Good raise - the essential attribute a needy lady player expects of her male partner before play commences
- Pack - what any devious chairman aims to do at important AGMs by filling every single seat with committee supporters : a tactic more commonly known as gerrymandering
- Suit - the practice sheep-like members adopt at AGMs when following the lead of their highly controlling and manipulative chairman
- Spot - the awkward and embarrassing position a less than ethical player finds him/herself in when accused and exposed as a cheat
- Rank - a term which appropriately describes the smell which emanates from the seat recently vacated by an elderly player not well versed in personal hygiene matters
A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.
Friday, 26 May 2017
THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED .......
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