Saturday, 31 August 2013

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A GLIMPSE INTO WHAT THOUGHTS GO THROUGH A BRIDGE PLAYER'S MIND DURING AN AUCTION.......... ( The other day I , Bigot-Johnson , was on ...
Thursday, 29 August 2013

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BIGOT MAKES HIS CONFESSION....... a nearly true story by Bridgemeister Gibson ( Racked with guilt Bigot-Johnson decides the time has come ...
Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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ANOTHER SNIPPET FROM ONE OF BIGOT- JOHNSON'S TRIALS ........ ........ ........ ........ Judge : What you again, Bigot !  What ...
Saturday, 24 August 2013

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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMPTY DUMPTY NURSERY RHYME WAS BASED ON AN ORIGINAL BRIDGE-RELATED POETIC MASTERPIECE.... ( A sensational discovery b...
Friday, 23 August 2013

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Thursday, 22 August 2013

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HUMAN NATURE : SOME IRREFUTABLE TRUTHS..... ( Article by Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) Management committees are always on a hiding to nothing....
Tuesday, 20 August 2013

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BIGOT ON BIGOTRY : HOW TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE BIGOT What the hell does Carp know about bigotry ! You have to be a master of your craft if ...
Monday, 19 August 2013

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CARP ON BIGOTRY............. In all walks of life   one will encounter bigotry, and bridge clubs are no exceptions given the age profile, ...
Saturday, 17 August 2013

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BRIDGE BOOKS SO FULL OF GUSTO THEY'LL BLOW YOU AWAY....... ( Says  a windswept Pun ) Hold On , You Can't Hesitate Like That And ...
Friday, 16 August 2013

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Thursday, 15 August 2013

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AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE ( ON GOD'S HONOUR ) STORY.......  ( By Bridgemeister Gibson )  The other night I went to my club to enjoy an evenin...
Wednesday, 14 August 2013

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED....... ( This highly competitive and addictive game has often caused quiet mild mannered people to tu...
Monday, 12 August 2013

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BIGOT-JOHNSON DREAMS UP SEVERAL MORE NEW AWARDS With members complaining that the annual prize-giving keeps on celebrating the achievement...
Sunday, 11 August 2013

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Saturday, 10 August 2013

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Friday, 9 August 2013

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BIGOT-JOHNSON DESPAIRS WHEN ALL OF HIS STUDENTS FAIL TO MAKE THE GRADE ! Bigot-Johnson's had high hopes of turning some of his younger...
Wednesday, 7 August 2013

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S INFAMOUS QUOTATIONS ON BRIDGE........... -   A player who deliberates is lost - Binning a cold contract is not a blun...
Monday, 5 August 2013

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COMMITTEE MATTERS AT THE SLAUGHTER BRIDGE CLUB...... ( a short extract from a taped transcript of a hush-hush, clandestine , behind-closed-...

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NEWSFLASH : A GRAVE SITUATION DEVELOPS AS THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC GROUNDS RUN OUT  SPACE TO DISPOSE OF EX-MEMBERS ......

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NOT LONG AFTER PHILIBERT HAD BEEN SENT   OFF TO  MEET   HIS  MAKER ...... ...... " Chairman ......just how many more disc...