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A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Thursday, 26 January 2017

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THE NORTHERN PRO REVEALS THE RATIONALE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM.......
Sunday, 22 January 2017

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MEANWHILE BACK IN THE BRIDGE CLUB BAR ROOM .......BIGOT-JOHNSON'S FRUITINESS COMES TO THE FORE 
Thursday, 5 January 2017

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THE 10 WORST CRIMES YOU CAN COMMIT AT THE BRIDGE TABLE....... ( in rank bad order of heinous and outrageous behaviour ) Murder  Plonking...
Monday, 12 December 2016

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THE ULTIMATE CLUB SECRETARY : THE JOB SPECIFICATION The ideal candidate needs to possess the following abilities , attributes and skills ...
Thursday, 1 December 2016

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A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE WHERE BRIDGE CLUBS ARE DYING BY THE THOUSANDS........ ( As depicted in a poem adapted from a Leonard Cohen classic ) ...
Wednesday, 23 November 2016

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BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB ( USA ) : COMMITTEE IMPOSES NEW RULES IN KEEPING WITH THE STRICT ZERO TOLERANCE REGIME The Committee is always right ...
Tuesday, 15 November 2016

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BRIDGE BOOKS SOME LADIES MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE......  Whoever Farted At This Table Needs To Own Up Right Now............ . Otis Mee  Clu...
Wednesday, 2 November 2016

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BRIDGE : THE PERFECT IMPERFECT GAME....... ( Article by Carp ) Bridge is without doubt a most majestic and beautiful game. The irony of co...
Friday, 28 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ............. Trump : (a) someone who talks out of his arse spewing hot air and offensive bile , an       ob...
Monday, 24 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY........  Pre-emptive raise : getting excited even before catching sight of an attractive lady opponent headi...
Sunday, 23 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.......AGAIN Hesitations : the communication technique preferred by most cheating pairs  4th positi...
Sunday, 16 October 2016

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CLASSIC BRIDGE BOOKS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.............. ( Says a sorry Pun )  Partner We Need To Get Off To A Cracking Start.........
Wednesday, 12 October 2016

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TWO SMART-ARSE BIDDERS ARE CONFRONTED BY A TOTALLY CONFUSED AND BEMUSED BIGOT......... - So what do you call this ludicrous bidding system...
Friday, 7 October 2016

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J'ACCUSE........J'ACCUSE   ( Article by Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) The use of club funds for a costly and unnecessary legal defenc...
Monday, 3 October 2016

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  JUST LISTEN TO WHAT BERNARD YOMTOV SAYS ABOUT BRIDGE AND WHY SOME CONTROL IS NEEDED TO REIN IN AND OUTLAW COMPLEX AND CONVOLUTED BIDDIN...
Sunday, 2 October 2016

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IF BRIDGE IS A SPORT THEN HOW COME THE MEANS BY WHICH THE GAME IS PLAYED FAIL TO CONFORM TO ANY REGULATORY STANDARDS ?........ ( Article by ...
Wednesday, 28 September 2016

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MAJOR ALERT : BIDDING SYSTEMS OUT OF CONTROL........... ( Article by Carp ) In the minds of many,  bidding systems have become the play to...
Thursday, 8 September 2016

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BIGOT-JOHNSON FINALLY CALLS IT A DAY......... Sadly , this blog has completed its journey because in essence it was a story , which like a...
Tuesday, 30 August 2016

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WHERE DO TOPS COME FROM ?......... ( Article by Carp ) Ideally, they should come from superior bidding alongside superior card play. A sit...
Sunday, 28 August 2016

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NORTHERN PRO FACES UP TO AN ALARMING REALISATION............... - Northern Pro ......why are you looking so worried ?  Is it because our s...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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