Howard Bigot Johnson’s Bizarre World Of Bridge

WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME OF BRIDGE SO UNAPPEALING ?............... ( Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber's poem offers one pos...

BRIDGE BOOKS WHICH PUN RECKONS ARE ABSOLUTE CRACKERS........... If He Makes This Slam The Match Is Lost.........................O. P. Fa...

THE NORTHERN PRO TELLS HIS PARTNER THE HUGELY SIGNIFICANT  FERTS PRINCIPLE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM......

WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING CARDS AND MAKING LOVE......BIGOT IS ALWAYS IN A RUSH

THE NORTHERN PRO REVEALS THE RATIONALE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM.......

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE BRIDGE CLUB BAR ROOM .......BIGOT-JOHNSON'S FRUITINESS COMES TO THE FORE 

THE 10 WORST CRIMES YOU CAN COMMIT AT THE BRIDGE TABLE....... ( in rank bad order of heinous and outrageous behaviour ) Murder  Plonking...

THE ULTIMATE CLUB SECRETARY : THE JOB SPECIFICATION The ideal candidate needs to possess the following abilities , attributes and skills ...

A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE WHERE BRIDGE CLUBS ARE DYING BY THE THOUSANDS........ ( As depicted in a poem adapted from a Leonard Cohen classic ) ...

BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB ( USA ) : COMMITTEE IMPOSES NEW RULES IN KEEPING WITH THE STRICT ZERO TOLERANCE REGIME The Committee is always right ...

BRIDGE BOOKS SOME LADIES MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE......  Whoever Farted At This Table Needs To Own Up Right Now............ . Otis Mee  Clu...

BRIDGE : THE PERFECT IMPERFECT GAME....... ( Article by Carp ) Bridge is without doubt a most majestic and beautiful game. The irony of co...

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ............. Trump : (a) someone who talks out of his arse spewing hot air and offensive bile , an       ob...

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY........  Pre-emptive raise : getting excited even before catching sight of an attractive lady opponent headi...

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.......AGAIN Hesitations : the communication technique preferred by most cheating pairs  4th positi...

CLASSIC BRIDGE BOOKS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.............. ( Says a sorry Pun )  Partner We Need To Get Off To A Cracking Start.........

TWO SMART-ARSE BIDDERS ARE CONFRONTED BY A TOTALLY CONFUSED AND BEMUSED BIGOT......... - So what do you call this ludicrous bidding system...

J'ACCUSE........J'ACCUSE   ( Article by Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) The use of club funds for a costly and unnecessary legal defenc...

  JUST LISTEN TO WHAT BERNARD YOMTOV SAYS ABOUT BRIDGE AND WHY SOME CONTROL IS NEEDED TO REIN IN AND OUTLAW COMPLEX AND CONVOLUTED BIDDIN...

IF BRIDGE IS A SPORT THEN HOW COME THE MEANS BY WHICH THE GAME IS PLAYED FAIL TO CONFORM TO ANY REGULATORY STANDARDS ?........ ( Article by ...