Monday, 13 February 2017

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WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME OF BRIDGE SO UNAPPEALING ?............... ( Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber's poem offers one pos...
Wednesday, 8 February 2017

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BRIDGE BOOKS WHICH PUN RECKONS ARE ABSOLUTE CRACKERS........... If He Makes This Slam The Match Is Lost.........................O. P. Fa...

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THE NORTHERN PRO TELLS HIS PARTNER THE HUGELY SIGNIFICANT  FERTS PRINCIPLE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM......
Sunday, 5 February 2017

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WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING CARDS AND MAKING LOVE......BIGOT IS ALWAYS IN A RUSH
Thursday, 26 January 2017

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THE NORTHERN PRO REVEALS THE RATIONALE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM.......
Sunday, 22 January 2017

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MEANWHILE BACK IN THE BRIDGE CLUB BAR ROOM .......BIGOT-JOHNSON'S FRUITINESS COMES TO THE FORE 
Thursday, 5 January 2017

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THE 10 WORST CRIMES YOU CAN COMMIT AT THE BRIDGE TABLE....... ( in rank bad order of heinous and outrageous behaviour ) Murder  Plonking...
Monday, 12 December 2016

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THE ULTIMATE CLUB SECRETARY : THE JOB SPECIFICATION The ideal candidate needs to possess the following abilities , attributes and skills ...
Thursday, 1 December 2016

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A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE WHERE BRIDGE CLUBS ARE DYING BY THE THOUSANDS........ ( As depicted in a poem adapted from a Leonard Cohen classic ) ...
Wednesday, 23 November 2016

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BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB ( USA ) : COMMITTEE IMPOSES NEW RULES IN KEEPING WITH THE STRICT ZERO TOLERANCE REGIME The Committee is always right ...
Tuesday, 15 November 2016

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BRIDGE BOOKS SOME LADIES MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE......  Whoever Farted At This Table Needs To Own Up Right Now............ . Otis Mee  Clu...
Wednesday, 2 November 2016

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BRIDGE : THE PERFECT IMPERFECT GAME....... ( Article by Carp ) Bridge is without doubt a most majestic and beautiful game. The irony of co...
Friday, 28 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ............. Trump : (a) someone who talks out of his arse spewing hot air and offensive bile , an       ob...
Monday, 24 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY........  Pre-emptive raise : getting excited even before catching sight of an attractive lady opponent headi...
Sunday, 23 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.......AGAIN Hesitations : the communication technique preferred by most cheating pairs  4th positi...
Sunday, 16 October 2016

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CLASSIC BRIDGE BOOKS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.............. ( Says a sorry Pun )  Partner We Need To Get Off To A Cracking Start.........
Wednesday, 12 October 2016

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TWO SMART-ARSE BIDDERS ARE CONFRONTED BY A TOTALLY CONFUSED AND BEMUSED BIGOT......... - So what do you call this ludicrous bidding system...
Friday, 7 October 2016

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J'ACCUSE........J'ACCUSE   ( Article by Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) The use of club funds for a costly and unnecessary legal defenc...
Monday, 3 October 2016

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  JUST LISTEN TO WHAT BERNARD YOMTOV SAYS ABOUT BRIDGE AND WHY SOME CONTROL IS NEEDED TO REIN IN AND OUTLAW COMPLEX AND CONVOLUTED BIDDIN...
Sunday, 2 October 2016

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IF BRIDGE IS A SPORT THEN HOW COME THE MEANS BY WHICH THE GAME IS PLAYED FAIL TO CONFORM TO ANY REGULATORY STANDARDS ?........ ( Article by ...