Monday, 1 January 2018

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PARKING COWBOYS : TWO OF ITS DIRECTORS ARE HEARD TALKING IN A BAR - Sorry I'm late .......I got held up in a queue at the garage - Oh...
Sunday, 31 December 2017

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BEAVIS AND BIGOT-JOHNSON DISCUSS THE SUPREME COURT DECISION - So the Supreme Court judges shafted us good and proper - Yes they sure did ...

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PARKING COWBOYS v. BIGOT-JOHNSON  ( 2016 ) CASE No.2  For a second time this infamous money grabbing company issued a £70 PCN against Bigot...

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PARKING COWBOYS  v. BIGOT-JOHNSON ( 2016)   Case No.1 In an act of justified defiance Bigot-Johnson refused to pay the £70 PCN on the groun...
Friday, 16 June 2017

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THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER TO EXECUTIVE OFFICERS OF BRIDGE GOVERNING BODIES.... ( Article by Carp ) Listed of course in rank order of impo...
Saturday, 10 June 2017

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BRIDGE BOOKS WORTH HAVING A PEEK AT....... ( Says Pun ) When As Stand By You Are To Partner A New Female Member...........Greta Warmley...
Friday, 26 May 2017

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED ....... Average -   the term which perfectly describes up to 95% of all people who purport to play ...
Thursday, 27 April 2017

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MORE EXCITING BRIDGE BOOKS UNEARTHED ........ ( by gardening guru Pun ) I'll Give You One Good Reason Why You Need Me As A Partner...
Monday, 24 April 2017

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THE LATEST CROP OF BEST SELLING BRIDGE BOOKS.....................  ( Information harvested by Pun )  Partner What Was Your Reasoning For...
Tuesday, 11 April 2017

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WALNUT TREE ALLOTMENT SOCIETY BC DISCIPLINARY HEARING   ( No. 642 ) The club was forced to introduce in 2015 much stricter rules requiring...
Friday, 31 March 2017

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BRIDGE BOOKS SOLD TO ME IN BROWN PAPER BAGS FROM UNDER THE COUNTER....... ( Pun incognito ) What I Always Say To Cheats Who Arrive At My...
Tuesday, 28 March 2017

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED............. Spade :    The boss suit  A club member of afro-caribbean origion  ( a rare spectacl...
Wednesday, 22 March 2017

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CHEATING ON ANOTHER LEVEL.............. ( Article by Carp ) In the bizarre world of bridge a curious and absurd situation has arisen now t...
Tuesday, 7 March 2017

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DON'T PLAY BRIDGE ON THE INTERNET : GO TO A CLUB INSTEAD Recent research from the UNIVERSITY OF THE BLOODY OBVIOUS ( an institution ...
Sunday, 5 March 2017

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CALLING ALL BRIDGE CHEATS ( OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY ) .....IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT THEN YOU NEED TO DEVELOP THE FOLLOWING SKILLS A h...
Monday, 13 February 2017

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WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME OF BRIDGE SO UNAPPEALING ?............... ( Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber's poem offers one pos...
Wednesday, 8 February 2017

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BRIDGE BOOKS WHICH PUN RECKONS ARE ABSOLUTE CRACKERS........... If He Makes This Slam The Match Is Lost.........................O. P. Fa...

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THE NORTHERN PRO TELLS HIS PARTNER THE HUGELY SIGNIFICANT  FERTS PRINCIPLE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM......
Sunday, 5 February 2017

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WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING CARDS AND MAKING LOVE......BIGOT IS ALWAYS IN A RUSH
Thursday, 26 January 2017

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THE NORTHERN PRO REVEALS THE RATIONALE BEHIND HIS INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT BIDDING SYSTEM.......