BRIDGE BOOKS ABOUT CLUBS AT WAR WITH TROUBLESOME MEMBERS......... ( Research by an extremely worried Pun )

• They're Planning To Sling Me Out Of The Club.................Evan Ferbid
• And They're Planning To Sling Him Out As Well..............Omar Ward
• Good Grief, Who Else Is Up For The Chop ?..........................Yul B. Nex
• Will Someone Tell Me What I've Done Wrong ?.........Alex Blaine Layter
• What Action Will The Club Take against Me?...................Gil O' Teen
• Well I Know What They're Gonna Do To You ?................Tanya Hyde
• That Disciplinary Went Well, Got Off Really Lightly........Meah Scolding
• Poor Chap, The Club Certainly Had It In For Him...........Barry Dalive
• If They Sling Me Out, I'm On A Hunger Strike..................Anna Rexick
• So What Are They Going To Do If I Refuse To Go ?...........Kerry Mehoff
• He's Been Kicked Out, But The Big Question Remains...Willy Cumback
• Although He's Gone I Still Sense He's Here................Manny Festation
• He's Been Banned For Life And He's Really Upset...........L. I. Woodby