GRAVESTONE EPITAPHS FOR BRIDGE PLAYERS...... ( More discoveries by Pun )

• Spent his whole live solving difficult and complex bridge problems, only to die of complications
• A nervous player who after years of biting his nails chose to bite the dust instead
• Can anyone shed some light on how I got here ?
• Said his partner would be the death of him. Prophetic words indeed.
• Deeply missed by all those members who never knew him
• One particular hand completely took his breath away
• A hopeless player who thought he saw light at the end of the tunnel. Sadly, it was a train.
• If partner asks after me, tell him I'm upstairs
• In remembrance of a serial psycher : here he can lie to his heart's content
• His inability to see the danger hand cost him dearly
• Weak two bids were the death of him : he just couldn't hackett
• A hopeless bidder who once again signed off too early