BIGOT'S DESPAIR CONTINUES...... ( Yet another shocking but nearly true story by Bridgemeister Gibson )

With the average age of the club's membership approaching 75, Bigot was getting very worried and concerned . Here he was.....lost and alone.....in a surreal world of senile dementia , alzheimers and failing faculties, with players all around him providing disturbing examples of incontinency , deafness , absent mindedness , and short-term memory loss . What absurd incident was he going to witness next ?
Well....poor Bigot didn't have to wait long. The following night he came arrived at a table where his opponents , to put it mildly , were well past their prime. Just as the first hand was about to be played , East woke up to the fact that that West had something protruding from his ear. Forced to shout , he bellowed out the following question :  " I say partner....did you know you've got a suppository in your ear ? "