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A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

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ANOTHER NEARLY TRUE STORY........ ( By Bridgemeister Gibson ) Bigot-Johnson has never been one. who is lost for words, and here he was a...
Sunday, 3 October 2010

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.................... Partner : one of three players at the table who is out to get you Fouled board...

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IT PAYS TO BE FRISKY............................ ( Article by Johnny Supremo ) Successful bidding is all about getting into the action ...
Saturday, 2 October 2010

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ( REVISITED )........ 2 small : a derogatory sexist comment often made to one's partner about the inadequa...
Friday, 1 October 2010

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EX-RAF PILOT TAKES UP BRIDGE COMMENTATING.......... ( Fantasy article by Pun ) " What ho.......Binky bowles here.......playing puss...
Thursday, 30 September 2010

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LAW REPORT : R v. BIGOT-JOHNSON ( 2010 ) ( Bigot-Johnson was hauled before the Crown Court to face the most serious charge of his l...

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PROFESSOR HU CHI KU CHI'S ONE MINUTE INTERVIEW WITH DR. SIGMUND T. SCHUKELGRUBER ..................... Prof : Well Doctor...... wha...
Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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BRIDGE CLUB SUB-COMMITTEE DISCIPLINARY HEARING No.128 ( Only one week had elapsed before Bigot found himself again facing the wrath ...
Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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A CONVERSATION I OVERHEARD THE OTHER DAY........ ( By Bridgemeister Gibson ) Club member (CM) : Bigot......you've got a puzzled on y...
Monday, 27 September 2010

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES.................... It has come to my attention that an alarming number of bridge players have an irritating hab...
Sunday, 26 September 2010

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SENSATIONAL NEW BRIDGE BOOKS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED................. ( By Pun ) Hey, I've Just Scored Over 70%.....................
Friday, 24 September 2010

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THE WAY THINGS OUGHT TO BE ( A short article by Dr.Sigmund T. Schukelgruber ) Gone are the days when bridge players attended their clubs...

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BRIDGE IN THE BIG LEAGUE....... ( By Johnny Supremo ) What amazes me about top class players is not only their relentless desire to pus...
Thursday, 23 September 2010

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : THE PONTIUS PILATE SYNDROME The first group of bridge players to be diagnosed with this syndrome were inter...

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REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG........................ Dear Rebecca , What the hell is this game coming to ? There was I partnering a so-calle...
Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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BRIDGE CLUB SUB-COMMITTEE DISCIPLINARY HEARING No. 127....... ( Although this hearing involved another tiff with Bigot-Johnson, the com...
Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY........................... Trial bid : an attempt to bring a bridge club to court, say for example over a claim...
Monday, 20 September 2010

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : THE UNDERDOG SYNDROME In the world of tournament bridge there is always a small minority of top class players ...
Sunday, 19 September 2010

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BIGOT GETS HIS COMEUPPENCE ................... ( Another nearly true story by Bridgemeister Gibson ) Years ago Bigot was desperate to g...
Friday, 17 September 2010

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ANOTHER EXTRACT FROM BIGOT'S MARVELLOUS AUTOBIOGRAPHY............... I always insist that my partners bid to my system. Thi...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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