Tuesday, 3 January 2012

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BIGOT-JOHNSON IMPOSES NEW RULES UPON THE UNSUSPECTING MEMBERS OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRUDGE CLUB.............. 1. No whistleblowing 2. No ...
Monday, 2 January 2012

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S GUIDE ON WORMING YOUR WAY INTO THE CLUB'S FIRST TEAM....... All too often you find yourself on the threshold of bre...

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EUPHEMISMS COMMONLY USED AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB......... - The club is moving forward :  accelerating downhill towards oblivion...
Sunday, 1 January 2012

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BRIDGE BOOKS TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR NEW YEAR..... ( Recommendations by Pun ) How Come You've Stopped Playing Bridge ?...........Benjamin...
Friday, 30 December 2011

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PARTNER STRESSING YOU OUT ? : BIGOT HAS A CALMING SOLUTION...... No matter how well you are playing,  your idiot partner just sits there co...
Thursday, 29 December 2011

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MORE CLASSIC EUPHEMISMS FROM THE WORLD OF BRIDGE : WHAT THEY SAY BUT WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN.... ( Article by Carp ) - An resolute chairman ...

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BIGOT'S CONSCIENCE GETS PRICKED BY GUILT AND SHAME........ ( Another nearly true story by Bridgemeister Gibson ) Bigot had always tho...
Wednesday, 28 December 2011

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BRIDGE ADDICTION : ANOTHER AMAZING NEARLY TRUE STORY ABOUT BIGOT-JOHNSON.............. ( By Bridgemeister Gibson ) For someone nudging 64...

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BRIDGE v. CHESS : SO WHICH IS THE MORE CHALLENGING GAME ?........ ( Article by Dr. Sigmund T. Schuke lgruber ) Many people would say ches...
Monday, 26 December 2011

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BIGOT- JOHNSON PLEADS WITH PUN TO COME UP  WITH MORE BIG IMPACT HEADLINES .........
Sunday, 25 December 2011

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SURVEY REVEALS " BAD BRIDGE " READERS HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE GAME ...BUT THEY WHOLE - HEARTEDLY ...
Saturday, 24 December 2011

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DRINKING SONG - A FESTIVE FAVOURITE AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB ( to the tune and rhythm of The 12 Days of Christmas )              ...
Friday, 23 December 2011

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LIES, DAMNED LIES AND THUNDERING BIG WHOPPERS........ ( Article by Carp ) Bridge players are renown for their exaggerations. hyperboles, ...

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LAW REPORT  : R v. BIGOT-JOHNSON (2012 ) ( The courtroom was deathly quiet as Bigot-Johnson strode in to take his place in the dock. The w...

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PROFESSOR HU CHI KU CHI EXPLORES HOW A BRIDGE PLAYER'S ATTITUDE CHANGES OVER TIME........ When people first take up bridge they arriv...
Thursday, 22 December 2011

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BIGOT- JOHNSON STICKS TWO FINGERS UP AT THE ESTABLISH- -MENT BY TAKING BRIDGE INTO THE REALMS ...
Wednesday, 21 December 2011

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" BAD BRIDGE " CELEBRATES ITS 25th EDITION DESPITE CRITICS TEARING THE MAGAZINE INTO SHREDS ............
Tuesday, 20 December 2011

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DR.JOHN'S CASE NOTES : INREVOCATUS CONSOLIO The time has come for me to talk about a condition so terrible, I simply refuse to treat...

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EVEN MORE BRIDGE BOOKS FOR ROY TO RAVE ABOUT ........ ( Says Pun after his visit to Newcastle-under-Lyme & District BC) The Committ...
Monday, 19 December 2011

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S SHOCKING REVELATION....... ( A secretly recorded conversation set up by the devious and cunning Percy Pantopod ) ...