Howard Bigot Johnson’s Bizarre World Of Bridge

BIGOT'S SUGGESTIONS FOR RENAMING YOUR BRIDGE CLUB...... Most bridge clubs...... gay ones excluded .....name themselves after the distr...

BRIDGE BOOKS : RARE COLLECTORS ITEMS ...... ( Claims proud owner Pun ) Solid Defence Is What Keeps Me On Top........Ivor Castleman Defen...

SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC DISCIPLINARY HEARING No. 3764................. ( In a very busy month,  more and more members found themselves up before...

SERIAL PSYCHERS NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED...... ( Says Carp ) In the big league tournaments, psychs are a much vaunted and highly useful weapon...

BRIDGE BOOKS GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOU AWAY...... ( Says a windswept Pun )    He's Been Nominated For The Hall Of Fame.............A. L...

A PLAYER'S LAMENT.......... ( By Dr.Sigmund T. Schukelgruber ) A poem adapted from the lyrics of a Rolling Stone's classic entitl...

WHAT ARE THE MAIN DUTIES OF BRIDGE CLUB COMMITTEE MEMBERS ?................... ( Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi investigates ) Signing up to beco...

MORE GRAVESTONE EPITAPHS IN REMEMBRANCE OF SADLY DEPARTED BRIDGE PLAYERS....... ( Tombstone research by Pun ) If anyone needs a ruling yo...

ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES SHOULD BE SCRAPPED..... ( Article by Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) Don't get me wrong but I'm all in favour of...

BRIDGE BOOKS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED..... (  Warns Pun  ) At Long Last He's Found That Elusive Queen.......Willie Carter-Hoff Is Th...

LAW REPORT :  PEREGRIN PANTOPOD v. BIGOT-JOHNSON AND OTHERS                                                                          ...

BIGOT-JOHNSON'S NO BRAINERS ( OR WHAT SINS HIS PARTNERS SHOULD NEVER COMMIT ) Just recently Judy Kay Wolfe reminded us of the 7 deadly ...

DOUBLE TROUBLE ...... ( Article by Johnny Supremo ) Various labels can be attached to doubles : speculative, nasty, puniti...

BRIDGE ADDICTION : BIGOT-JOHNSON CONFESSES ( A snippet from a rare 1983 interview with Bigot, when he first established himself as a player...

LEADING CRITICS CONDEMN MAGAZINE AS  " NO JOKE " WHEN POOR PLAYERS ARE NAMED AND SHAMED AS A LAUGHING STOCK

DESPERATION FORCES EDITOR OF " BAD BRIDGE " TO USE NUDE PHOTOS OF   PAGE 3 PIN-UP GIRLS TO BOOST VOLUME SAL...

BIGOT- JOHNSON TELLS BRIDGE CLUB DISCIPLINARY PANEL WHY HE IS SUCH AN EVIL VILLAIN ..........

REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG.......... Dear Rebecca, During a recent intercity league match my partner and I bid our way to 6D, having unear...

SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC DISCIPLINARY HEARING   No. 3504 ............. ( Yet again Bigot-Johnson was out to rid the club of another Pantopod . Th...

HOW TO BECOME A BIG FISH IN A SMALL POND....... ( Article By Carp ) Most bridge clubs are small voluntary associations made up of people ...