Friday, 30 November 2012

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BRIDGE BOOKS THAT TAKE SOME BEATING...... ( Claims an over-confident Pun ) Name Me One Committee Member Who Isn't Biased !...............
Wednesday, 28 November 2012

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S TALE OF WOE...... ( Another nearly true story by Bridgemeister Gibson ) Up against his nemesis and arch-rival, Johnny ...
Tuesday, 27 November 2012

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WALNUT TREE ALLOTMENT SOCIETY BC RALLY MEMBERS, WANNABES, SUPPORTERS, HIRED HANDS, HANGERS-ON, AND UNSUSPECTING  PASSERS-BY TO R...
Monday, 26 November 2012

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LAW REPORT : R v. BIGOT-JOHNSON ( 2012 ) ( In one of the strangest cases ever , Bigot-Johnson was brought before a Crown Court judge on ch...
Saturday, 24 November 2012

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BIGOT-JOHNSON 'S GRAND GESTURE........ Having taught the worst bunch of students  in years,  with well over 60% of the intake failing t...
Friday, 23 November 2012

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER If ever a disorder was prevalent in bridge players, this one is it. Never in...

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY...... ( Based on an incident at the Slaughter House Bridge Club ) Bridgemates :  A mythical concept,  given the...
Wednesday, 21 November 2012

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A  REALLY TRUE  STORY ..... By Bridge- meister Gibson
Saturday, 17 November 2012

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Prunella Pantopod :  My God.....the club and everyone of its members are facing a problem so great we are all going to be crushed by it...
Friday, 16 November 2012

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : PARTNER DERANGEMENT SYNDROME This rather disturbing condition affects nearly all bridge players to some degree...

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BIGOT  GETS SHAFTED YET AGAIN BY JOHNNY SUPREMO ........ On this hand it was Bigot's turn to get active in defense ,   having s...
Thursday, 15 November 2012

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JOHNNY RISES  TO  THE OCCASION AS ALWAYS ....... ....... Getting declarers to abandon a winning line for a losing one takes great s...
Wednesday, 14 November 2012

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVER THE HILL WHEN YOUR OPPONENTS........ -  walk away from your table completely embarrassed by being gifted three top...
Sunday, 11 November 2012

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JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB....... " As you know Percy, we the committee are well on our way to re-...
Thursday, 8 November 2012

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BIGOT TEACHES HIS STUDENTS A THING OR TWO ABOUT SHAFTING ONE’S OPPONENTS “ Listen class….to win at bridge means being sharper and tha...
Tuesday, 6 November 2012

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RANKINGS RANKLE RONNIE..... ( Article by Bigot-Johnson ) Ronnie has never been one for being second best. Even when he is having a bad d...
Sunday, 4 November 2012

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21 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A BRIDGE PLAYER SAY.................... ( Article by Carp ) Sorry, that defeat was all down to my bad play ...
Friday, 2 November 2012

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PANTOPOD'S LAMENT............. ( A short poem by Dr.Sigmund T. Schukelgruber who was clearly inspired by the lyric's of Bob Dylan...
Thursday, 1 November 2012

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OH THAT WAS DIFFERENT !........ ( Article by Carp ) The following conversation was recently overheard in the bar at the Slaughter House Br...
Wednesday, 31 October 2012

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BIGOT-JOHNSON PUTS HIS PARTNER STRAIGHT..... ( A snippet from their post-match conversation in the bar ) B-J : I was in magnificent form ...