Howard Bigot-Johnson's Nightmare World Of Parking Fines ( Not To Mention Bizarre World Of Bridge )

A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Friday, 28 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ............. Trump : (a) someone who talks out of his arse spewing hot air and offensive bile , an       ob...
Monday, 24 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY........  Pre-emptive raise : getting excited even before catching sight of an attractive lady opponent headi...
Sunday, 23 October 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.......AGAIN Hesitations : the communication technique preferred by most cheating pairs  4th positi...
Sunday, 16 October 2016

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CLASSIC BRIDGE BOOKS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.............. ( Says a sorry Pun )  Partner We Need To Get Off To A Cracking Start.........
Wednesday, 12 October 2016

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TWO SMART-ARSE BIDDERS ARE CONFRONTED BY A TOTALLY CONFUSED AND BEMUSED BIGOT......... - So what do you call this ludicrous bidding system...
Friday, 7 October 2016

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J'ACCUSE........J'ACCUSE   ( Article by Professor Hu Chi Ku Chi ) The use of club funds for a costly and unnecessary legal defenc...
Monday, 3 October 2016

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  JUST LISTEN TO WHAT BERNARD YOMTOV SAYS ABOUT BRIDGE AND WHY SOME CONTROL IS NEEDED TO REIN IN AND OUTLAW COMPLEX AND CONVOLUTED BIDDIN...
Sunday, 2 October 2016

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IF BRIDGE IS A SPORT THEN HOW COME THE MEANS BY WHICH THE GAME IS PLAYED FAIL TO CONFORM TO ANY REGULATORY STANDARDS ?........ ( Article by ...
Wednesday, 28 September 2016

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MAJOR ALERT : BIDDING SYSTEMS OUT OF CONTROL........... ( Article by Carp ) In the minds of many,  bidding systems have become the play to...
Thursday, 8 September 2016

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BIGOT-JOHNSON FINALLY CALLS IT A DAY......... Sadly , this blog has completed its journey because in essence it was a story , which like a...
Tuesday, 30 August 2016

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WHERE DO TOPS COME FROM ?......... ( Article by Carp ) Ideally, they should come from superior bidding alongside superior card play. A sit...
Sunday, 28 August 2016

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NORTHERN PRO FACES UP TO AN ALARMING REALISATION............... - Northern Pro ......why are you looking so worried ?  Is it because our s...
Monday, 22 August 2016

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NORTHERN PRO STEADFASTLY REFUSES TO ACCEPT ANY BLAME............. - Northern Pro ....that minus 1100 on the last board was shocking - Lis...
Monday, 15 August 2016

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NORTHERN PRO REJECTS THE EVERY DARK CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING NONSENSE..... - Partner........have you seen our score ? - Indeed I have......
Wednesday, 10 August 2016

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DIRTY BRIDGE IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD..... ( Article by Carp ) Let's face facts here. Cheating in this game is so endemic , it seems th...
Saturday, 6 August 2016

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AS AN AGEING BRIDGE PLAYER YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVER THE HILL......... - when you still rely on a sat nav to get you to your local club on ...
Wednesday, 27 July 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED................ Honour : a virtue which all cheats at bridge fail to possess Zero tolerance : a ...
Monday, 25 July 2016

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CHEAP AND NASTY BRIDGE BOOKS ........ ( Research by Pun ) To Say He Wants Revenge Is An Understatement ....................L. Bent My ...
Wednesday, 20 July 2016

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S STRICT UNCOMPROMISING EXERCISE PROGRAMME FOR FAT , OVERWEIGHT , LAZY BRIDGE PLAYERS Too many club members lack the fit...
Monday, 18 July 2016

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BIGOT-JOHNSON'S KEEP FIT GUIDE FOR ALL BRIDGE CLUB CHAIRMEN....... When you're in a position of power you need to be in good shape...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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