Howard Bigot-Johnson's Nightmare World Of Parking Fines ( Not To Mention Bizarre World Of Bridge )

A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Sunday, 30 September 2012

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THE WALNUT TREE ALLOTMENT BRIDGE CLUB'S DISCIPLINARY APPEAL HEARING No. 4 ( Unbelievably, it was the turn of Bigot-Johnson of all...
Saturday, 29 September 2012

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REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG ...... ...... ...... Dear Rebecca , Please find the enclosed hand , where my idiot partner propelled m...
Friday, 28 September 2012

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GENIUS ?  INSANITY ? OR WHAT ? ....... ....... ( A very true story by Bridge- meister Gibson ) The other day I was playing an aft...
Thursday, 27 September 2012

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BRIDGE CLUB DISCIPLINARY HEARING.... No.465 ( Having volunteered to do a stand-by,  Bigot , to his great dismay , was forced to partner Pr...

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SLOW  PLAYERS SHOULD BE SHOT ......... ......... ......... ( Or so says Bridgemeister Gibson )  It has always been my view that s...
Wednesday, 26 September 2012

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WHAT A FIND !.......... ( Book review by Bridgemeister Gibson )   The other my local bridge club were off-loading a lot of old bridge book...
Tuesday, 25 September 2012

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  BIGOT-JOHNSON PUTS STUDENT IN THE PICTURE "Bigot, What is the secret of your bridge success?" "Two words" ...
Sunday, 23 September 2012

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ANOTHER ONE OF BIGOT-JOHNSON’S STUDENTS FALLS BY THE WAYSIDE…..   " Now......as budding bridge players you have to recognise th...

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BRIDGE CLUB SCANDAL AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE : MEMBERS SUCCUMB TO ALL KINDS OF INSECT INFESTATION........... ( Bullet points by Pun ) - Top...
Friday, 21 September 2012

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YET ANOTHER WOULD-YOU-BELIEVE-IT CONVERSATION AT THE BENIGN BC USA ( The only place on earth where it would be totally out of order to acc...
Thursday, 20 September 2012

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A COUP TO BEAT ALL  COUPS ........... ( An amazing story as told to Bridge- meister Gibson several years  ago ) A rather g...
Tuesday, 18 September 2012

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BRIDGE BOOKS WHICH WILL BRING TEARS TO YOUR EYES..........   ( Or so says Pun )     The Slaughter House BC Is A Pit... ……….. Helen H...

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BIGOT- JOHNSON TRAINS UP HIS TOP STUDENT TO ADOPT BEST BEHAVIOUR AT BRIDGE TABLE MANNERS ...... ...... ......
Sunday, 16 September 2012

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A SHORT EXTRACT FROM THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE 1989 TRIAL  R v. BIGOT-JOHNSON……...... Research by Pun   Prosecutor (P) : Bigot-Johnson we...
Saturday, 15 September 2012

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WHEN A BRIDGE  EXPERT COMES FACE-TO- FACE WITH HIS WORST   NIGHTMARE  ....... " Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the gr...
Thursday, 13 September 2012

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TYPES OF DELUSIONS ASSOCIATED WITH BRIDGE PLAYERS.......... ( An article by Dr.John )  Delusions can be categorized as either bizarre ...
Tuesday, 11 September 2012

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JOHNNY SO HAPPY TO RUB IT  IN .... .... .... .... .... .... Johnny Supremo met up with a crestfallen  Bigot-Johnson in the bar ...
Monday, 10 September 2012

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STAYMAN ?......WHY BOTHER ?...... USE GOMAN INSTEAD........ ( Article by bidding visionary Bigot-Johnson ) Why players persist with Stayma...
Sunday, 9 September 2012

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BIGOT RECALLS.............HIS FIRST EVER FEMALE PARTNER I remember playing with curvy Mabel The pace was fast and furious I slid beneath...
Friday, 7 September 2012

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THE FLYING BRIDGEMATE AWARDS........ ( In celebration of the 2012 London Olympics , the Slaughter House Bridge Club staged its very own ...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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