Howard Bigot-Johnson's Nightmare World Of Parking Fines ( Not To Mention Bizarre World Of Bridge )

A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Friday, 23 November 2012

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY...... ( Based on an incident at the Slaughter House Bridge Club ) Bridgemates :  A mythical concept,  given the...
Wednesday, 21 November 2012

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A  REALLY TRUE  STORY ..... By Bridge- meister Gibson
Saturday, 17 November 2012

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Prunella Pantopod :  My God.....the club and everyone of its members are facing a problem so great we are all going to be crushed by it...
Friday, 16 November 2012

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DR. JOHN'S CASE NOTES : PARTNER DERANGEMENT SYNDROME This rather disturbing condition affects nearly all bridge players to some degree...

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BIGOT  GETS SHAFTED YET AGAIN BY JOHNNY SUPREMO ........ On this hand it was Bigot's turn to get active in defense ,   having s...
Thursday, 15 November 2012

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JOHNNY RISES  TO  THE OCCASION AS ALWAYS ....... ....... Getting declarers to abandon a winning line for a losing one takes great s...
Wednesday, 14 November 2012

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVER THE HILL WHEN YOUR OPPONENTS........ -  walk away from your table completely embarrassed by being gifted three top...
Sunday, 11 November 2012

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JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB....... " As you know Percy, we the committee are well on our way to re-...
Thursday, 8 November 2012

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BIGOT TEACHES HIS STUDENTS A THING OR TWO ABOUT SHAFTING ONE’S OPPONENTS “ Listen class….to win at bridge means being sharper and tha...
Tuesday, 6 November 2012

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RANKINGS RANKLE RONNIE..... ( Article by Bigot-Johnson ) Ronnie has never been one for being second best. Even when he is having a bad d...
Sunday, 4 November 2012

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21 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A BRIDGE PLAYER SAY.................... ( Article by Carp ) Sorry, that defeat was all down to my bad play ...
Friday, 2 November 2012

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PANTOPOD'S LAMENT............. ( A short poem by Dr.Sigmund T. Schukelgruber who was clearly inspired by the lyric's of Bob Dylan...
Thursday, 1 November 2012

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OH THAT WAS DIFFERENT !........ ( Article by Carp ) The following conversation was recently overheard in the bar at the Slaughter House Br...
Wednesday, 31 October 2012

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BIGOT-JOHNSON PUTS HIS PARTNER STRAIGHT..... ( A snippet from their post-match conversation in the bar ) B-J : I was in magnificent form ...
Sunday, 28 October 2012

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HYPOCRISY IS EVERYWHERE........ ( Article by Carp ) Oh yes , everywhere you look hypocrisy will rear its ugly head, but the most blatant e...
Thursday, 25 October 2012

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DR JOHN’S CASE NOTES : JUMPING BRIDGEMEN OF BAWTRY DISORDER                                                                             ...

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AN SHOCKING STORY WITH JUST A WHIFF OF TRUTH..... ( By Bridgemeister Gibson ) During a match   in Swiss Pairs competition held at Leeds , ...
Wednesday, 24 October 2012

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NEW BRIDGE BOOKS OUT THIS CHRISTMAS...... ( Forecast by Pun ) Club Chairmen Have A Habit Of Being Stubbornly Unyielding........Adam Antl...
Tuesday, 23 October 2012

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YET ANOTHER NEARLY TRUE STORY...... ( By Bridgemeister Gibson ) As I hinted in my last post,  every bridge player needs to possess a good ...
Monday, 22 October 2012

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ANOTHER NEARLY TRUE STORY........ ( By Bridgemeister Gibson ) Every bridge player is required to have good memory, but those who are bless...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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