Monday, 29 February 2016

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NEWSFLASH : IN A BOLD ATTEMPT TO NAME AND SHAME LOW DOWN FILTHY CHEATING DOGS , CARP IS ASKING ALL CLUB COMMITTEES AND GOVERNING BODIES TO H...
Sunday, 28 February 2016

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NEWSFLASH : USING A CLEVER PSEUDONYM THE DESPICABLE BIGOT-JOHNSON HAS BEEN PUBLISHING BOOKS ON HOW TO CHEAT AT BRIDGE FOR YEARS Even some o...
Thursday, 25 February 2016

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ( DEDICATED TO THE FOLLY OF LITIGATION ) Kangaroo   court :  a custom and practice adopted and revered by br...
Wednesday, 24 February 2016

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BRIDGE BOOKS IN REMEMBRANCE OF A TRIAL THAT NEVER TOOK PLACE....... ( Research by Pun )  If You're Happy To End This Dispute , Then ...
Tuesday, 23 February 2016

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BACK IN THE BAR ROOM OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC , BIGOT IS GRILLED BY A RATHER ATTRACTIVE LADY......... Lady : Bigot.....is it true that y...
Monday, 22 February 2016

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A SHORT PLAY ESPECIALLY WRITTEN FOR THE THEATRE OF THE ABSURD ( Inside a packed courtroom a perplexed judge questions the main defendant )...
Saturday, 20 February 2016

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PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE HELL IS THE MAN IN THE LONG BLACK COAT ? (  Well, according to Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber he is that an unforgivi...
Thursday, 18 February 2016

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BIGOT DROPS A BOLLOCK……. ( Having just been suspended from the Slaughter House BC in what could only be described as a disciplinary hea...
Wednesday, 17 February 2016

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DIABLO HAS A GO AT HIS PARTNER........ Diablo ( D ) : Partner, why don't you stick to the system card  ? Partner ( P ) : I generall...
Saturday, 13 February 2016

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LAW REPORT : DIABLO V BIGOT-JOHNSON AND OTHERS (2016) Seen as the common enemy the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness was finally banished...
Thursday, 11 February 2016

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BIGOT'S BEHAVIOUR COMES UNDER SCRUTINY....
Tuesday, 9 February 2016

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CARP GETS ANOTHER REPLY......... Dear Carp , The Stourbridge bridge club is a proud institution , and we the Committee have also introduc...
Monday, 8 February 2016

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SLOPPY DEFENCE GIVES THE GAME AWAY In a teams of four match I was sitting South holding J976 K543..10...KQJ6 , when my LHO opponent open...
Sunday, 7 February 2016

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CARP GETS A REPLY....... Dear Carp , I thoroughly endorse what you about zero tolerance policies, and the need to introduce instead a no-...
Friday, 5 February 2016

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HOW TO SURVIVE THE GAME OF BRIDGE..... ( Article by Carp ) The rigours of bridge are both demanding and unrelenting . So we have two choic...
Wednesday, 3 February 2016

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BIGOT MAKES ANOTHER SHOCKING CONFESSION..... Bigot , Ronnie and Reggie were in the bar of the Slaughter House BC taking about their respe...
Monday, 1 February 2016

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BIGOT-JOHNSON IS FORCED TO FACE A HARD TRUTH ABOUT HIMSELF........ Partner : Bigot ...our partnership is at an end. I'm quitting for ...
Saturday, 30 January 2016

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NEW RULES FOR THE MEMBERS OF THE BENIGN BC (USA)......ALL IN THE SPIRIT OF ZERO TOLERANCE ! 1. In order for this club to grow and prosper...
Thursday, 28 January 2016

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KEY QUESTIONS ALL CLUB MEMBERS SHOULD ASK WHEN A NEW CHAIRMAN APPEARS ON THE SCENE ( HAVING  HAD HIS/HER ARM TWISTED TO TAKE UP THE POST ).....
Tuesday, 26 January 2016

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BIGOT EXPOSES HIS BRAZEN DISREGARD FOR OTHERS WITH A SHOCKING REVELATION.......... ( Because neither does he.......