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A 'Must Read' blog for all motorists currently being shafted by morally bankrupt private car parking companies as well as aspiring players and addicts of the game Bridge.

Monday, 2 November 2015

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BRIDGE BOOK BLOCKBUSTER SET TO BREAK ALL SALES RECORDS....... ( Sneaky preview by Pun ) Now in its final stages this forthcoming literary ...
Saturday, 31 October 2015

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BRIDGE BOOKS SOLELY DEVOTED TO DISCIPLINARY MATTERS ........ ( Research by Pun ) What To Say To Players Acting Most Inappropriately........
Sunday, 25 October 2015

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NEWSFLASH : BIGOT-JOHNSON  ( SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC ) PUBLISHES A REVISED JOB SPECIFICATION FOR A POSITION OF TEAM SELEC...

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COMMITTEE COCK-UPS : SHOULD " WE'RE ONLY AMATEURS " BE ACCEPTED AS A VALID EXCUSE ? This is not an easy question to answer. ...
Friday, 23 October 2015

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AS ANOTHER MALE MEMBER OF THE BENIGN BC ( USA) IS EXPELLED.....THE LADY CHAIRMAN , WITH A SUBTLE GESTURE OF GREAT SINCERITY ,  BIDS HIM FARE...

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BIGOT BELIEVES THAT FAIRNESS DEMANDS CONSISTENCY..........

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BIGOT-JOHNSON REPLIES........ (  Having just received a letter from the club secretary informing him of a pending disciplinary hearing in r...
Wednesday, 21 October 2015

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12 THINGS MALE BRIDGE PLAYERS DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE LITTLE OLD LADIES...... ( Research by Carp ) 1. Why so many of them turn up t...
Tuesday, 20 October 2015

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED YET AGAIN....... Male : a club member of the opposing ,  or should I say , unfairer sex Chairman...
Sunday, 18 October 2015

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED............ Smugness :  the joyous sensation which arises from heaping misery on an opponent , who...
Saturday, 17 October 2015

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DOSSIERS FOR DISCIPLINARY HEARINGS : BIGOT-JOHNSON REVEALS THE SECRET TO SUCCESS In many bridge clubs there will be committees with blackl...
Friday, 16 October 2015

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BRIDGE BOOKS ONCE READ NEVER FORGOTTEN ..... ( Regrets by Pun ) If That Woman Had Put In A Complaint About Me..............................
Thursday, 15 October 2015

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BIGOT YET AGAIN HAS TO EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS....
Monday, 12 October 2015

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LADY LUCK IS WHO YOU REALLY NEED AS A PARTNER ..... ( Article by Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber )  There's no getting away from the fact...
Sunday, 11 October 2015

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"  DON'T COURT DISASTER  "....... ( A short play by Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber especially written for patrons of the absurd ...
Thursday, 8 October 2015

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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED........ Mistake :  ( a ) something your partner makes but never you  ( b) choosing to partner someo...
Wednesday, 7 October 2015

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NO SOONER HAD THE SHIP HIT THE ROCK OF LITIGATION AND STARTED TO SINK , THE BIG CHIEF IMMEDIATELY GOT HIS INDIANS TO IMPLEMENT A RADICAL SOL...
Tuesday, 6 October 2015

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WHY PLAYERS CHEAT AT BRIDGE....... ( Article by Carp ) Despite the verdict of an English judge that bridge isn't a sport , everyone kno...
Monday, 5 October 2015

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BRIDGE BOOKS TOP PLAYERS NEVER DREAMED OF OWNING..... ( Revelations by Pun ) I've Just Gone And Trumped My Partner's Ace...........
Sunday, 4 October 2015

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THE IMPORTANCE OF HONEST FEEDBACK : ONE TEAM PAIR         ( SEEN BELOW ) RECEIVE AN E-MAIL FROM THEIR CAPTAIN , BIGOT-JOHNSON , SPELLING OUT...
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Howard Bigot-Johnson
Apart from being a keen political observer, I'm an unrecognised bridge genius who is forever thwarted by hapless clueless bumbledogs. Their bungled attempts to bid and play the cards properly never fail to stick one across me, such is the absurd injustice of this peculiar game.
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