BRIDGE BOOKS THAT NEVER REALLY MADE IT.....(  Research by Pun )

• That Flying Bridgemate Was Really Travelling................................Gus Hugh Threwitt
• Who's Now Left On The Committee's Hit List ?.................................Jess Ewan Mee
• I'm Always After Fit Young Female Partners.......................................Dev L. Forrett
• Do That Again And You'll Find Yourself In Serious Bother...................Sue Watt
• The Committee's Decision to Ban Him Was Taken Very Badly............Zoe Sudem 
• What Drives Him To Partner Women Who Are Nothing But Cows........Kat L. Farmer
• Rumours Have It That The Club Is About To Fold................................R. U. Shaw
• That Big Donation Has Saved The Club From Bankruptcy...................Evan Scent
• Partner's Not Arrived So I'll Try Phoning Him At His House..................Willie B. Holme
• As A Bridge Raconteur I Would Describe Myself As A Shining Wit,,..,,Spooner Isham