BRIDGE BOOKS WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN GOLD DUST..... ( Claims by Pun )

• This Revised System Of Yours Is A Great Improvement ........Mortimer Liking
• Partner, You're Are A Complete And Utter Tosser..................Nadia Seymour 
• If The Committee Ban Me Then I'll Sue The Lot Of Them........Midas Well
• Pleas Don't Go On About Flying Bloody Bridgemates............Lee Vittalone
• Partner, I've Lost The Will To Keep Shafting Opponents........Drew Peacock
• So What If I'm A Loose Cannon And A Maverick.....................Barnaby Wilde
• This Partnership Of Ours Has Reached Perfection..................Evan Maide
• I Need To Find My Ex-Partner , My Dear Sweet Fanny............Bea Verhunt
• Getting One Straight Bottom After Another Really Hurts..........Payne N. Suffring
• When Partner Makes A Mistake Punish The Bugger...............Enid Slappin
• Listen Have I Got  Real Some Juicy Gossip Here.....................Ben Yurriah
• Yes , I'll send You A Copy Of My Latest Bridge Book...............Freida Livery