The quest to issue more and more PCNs continues as these rogue outfits look to dream up another raft of parking violations , just simply to increase their already considerable profits. The more scams they can get away with on unsuspecting motorists , who are more than willing to pay than fight, the bigger and better the salaies and bonuses the directors can look forward to.
So here are a few ideas these highway robbers have ( as yet ) overlooked :
Parking a car
- in a skoo-wiff position
- that is in need of an urgent clean
- with the radio still on
- with its wing mirrors still out
- that is hideously painted ( an eyesore )
- for the purposes of sex or any other forms of questionable behaviour
- with the handbrake not properly on
- simply to have a nap
- with an unattended animal or child left inside
- that is leaking oil
- in any open space or unmarked area
- that is unroadworthy ( eg bald tyres or defective handbrake )
- which lowers the image and up-market reputation of the site
- with the lights on
- in an unsatisfactory and/or dangerous manner causing a nuisance to others
- with tasteless fluffly dice dangling over the dashboard
- in a blue bay with a yellow ticket or vice-versa
- too close to an adjacent car
- on a lovely warm day when one should be walking to the shops
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