NEWSFLASH : BIGOT-JOHNSON CAUSES A MAJOR RUMPUS AT THE WALNUT TREE ALLOTMENT SOCIETY BRIDGE CLUB AGM..............

Yet again Bigot-Johnson managed to embarrass himself , and many others , when he got up to address the committee on a matter of urgent concern. Annoyed at the way the committee had stripped him of a trophy on the grounds of cheating  ( allegations of God helping him to walk on water and perform miracles at the card table ) , Bigot removed his top coat to expose his naked body for all and sundry to look at in absolute wonder and amazement.
The lady chairman was so taken back she nearly had a stroke , but she was just too far away to reach......

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