" Doctor......I don't need you to give me a ticking off......I've got
        a bridge partner who does that job very well indeed  "

WALNUT TREE ALLOTMENT SOCIETY BRIDGE CLUB COMMITTEE PURSUE A PREVENTION-IS-BETTER-THAN-CURE POLICY...... 













" On your behalf........we passed an anti-cat exclusion
policy at our last meeting....only applicants with mousey
credentials will be considered for membership......any
objections ?


( Footnote : For the benefit of readers " mousey " credentials include
the following....

beady-eyed
facial whiskers
a background in laboratory research
connoisseur of cheese
an aversion to farmer's wives carrying large carving knives
an ability to scurry about
regular tea party goer
shy and quiet
fondness for old houses
a longing to be part of a large family
wary of spring-loaded traps
a liking for white fur coats
unfazed by elephants
refined eating habits 
a desire to use clocks as playthings , especially those made out of hickory
can recite the lyrics of "Speedy Gonzales " )

" THE HISTORY OF USING MICE TO STAND IN FOR HUMANS ( AS IN MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ) IS REPLETE WITH FAILURES  ..... "   Gary Wolf 

















" We find the accused member has failed miserably to adhere
to the club's zero tolerance policy rules. Therefore we vote to 
have him suspended.............preferably by a rope with a noose
at the end of it ! "   

LATER
ON
THAT
SAME
EVENING
BIGOT
IS
ASKED
A
QUESTION
.......
....... 

MEANWHILE
BACK AT
SLAUGHTER
HOUSE 
BC BAR 
BIGOT
GETS
YET
ANOTHER
ATTRACTIVE
OFFER
........

WHATONEARTHAMIDOINGHERE ....... ( Cartoon No. 6 )

WHATONEARTHAMIDOINGHERE.... ( Cartoon No. 5 )

WHATONEARTHAMIDOINGHERE...... ( Cartoon No. 4 )

WHATONEARTHAMIDOINGHERE   ( Cartoon No. 3 )

WHATONEARTHAMIDOINGHERE ( Cartoon No. 2 )

A NEW WHATONEARTHAMIDOING HERE SERIES OF CARTOONS........

NEWSFLASH : 
BODY OF A
MISSING
SLAUGHTER
HOUSE BC
MEMBER
FINALLY TURNS
UP IN THE
DERELICT
GROUNDS 
BEHIND THE
BUILDING
.......

A SCENE
FROM
THE
SLAUGHTER
HOUSE
BRIDGE
CLUB 
IN ITS
HEYDAY 
....
....
....
" You would think they would have more than one goddamn toilet in this place ! "

SOME
WHERE
IN
THE
GROUNDS
OF
THE
SLAUGHTER
HOUSE
BRIDGE 
CLUB
........
........
........
........
........
" I get  the distinct impression this club doesn't approve of visitors complaining about all the cheating that goes on........"