Friday 27 February 2015

NEWSLETTER HEADLINES YOU'RE NEVER LIKELY TO SEE.......



CLUBS CRACK DOWN ON SOFT CHEATING

FLOOD OF MEMBERSHIP APPLICATIONS FROM

THE UNDER-50s

30 BOARDS A SESSION TARGET BECOMES A REALITY


COMMITTEE MEMBER ADMITS MISTAKE AND RESIGNS


PLAYERS SEEN LAUGHING AT THE TABLE


MEMBERS PUT INTEGRITY AND RESPECT FIRST


TALENTED MEMBERS KEEN TO TAKE UP COMMITTEE POSTS  


PLAYER MAKES HEARTFELT APOLOGY FOLLOWING AN

ALTERCATION WITH AN OPPONENT

PLAYERS PUT ETHICAL BEHAVIOUR BEFORE RESULTS


ROCKETING TABLE NUMBERS BOOST CLUB'S CASH RESERVES


COMMITTEE DECISIONS RECEIVE WIDESPREAD APPROVAL


ELITISM AND SNOBBERY ARE FINALLY STAMPED OUT


ADMINISTRATORS SET OUT TO CREATE LEVEL PLAYING FIELD TOURNAMENTS 


COMMITTEE MEMBERS PUT CLUB INTERESTS AHEAD OF

PERSONAL AGENDAS

MEMBERS TAKE PILOT LESSONS IN HANDLING AND MOVING BRIDGEMATES  







  

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