NEWS FLASH :  NEW EXCITING GROUND BREAKING RABBIT BASHING BIDDING SYSTEMS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED ON NOVICES, NODDIES AND EXPERTS ALIKE ....... ( Article by Carp )

 Yes.... Auken and Welland may believe they have develop the mother of all convoluted and complex bidding systems, but my researchers have unearthed others, which are currently being developed to surpass theirs in terms of being completely unfathomable to novices, numpties and experts alike. These systems are at the cutting edge of obscure, nebulous bidding vagaries . 
So sit back and await their introduction at the forthcoming major events across the world. Young, smart arse, geeky, bridge obsessed maniacs will trumpet the arrival of their mind blowing systems, which will take ordinary mortals a lifetime to comprehend and understand :

- Enigma Variable Club
- Paradox Imprecise Precision Club
- Gordian Knot Blue Diamond
- Infinite Possibility Club
- Transfer Orientated System from Hell ( TOSH)
- Super Imprecision
- Opaque Glass Diamond
- Poser Puzzle System
- The illusory Magic Diamond
- DONT ASK System
- Question Mark Two-Club
- Overly Modified Modified Club
- Conundrum Club
- Discombobulate Diamond
- Fabricated Spade System
- Flummox Amaze and Befuddle Club ( FAB )
- The new ACOL ( Amazing Concoction Of Lies )
- Multiple Personality Disorder System
- Weavers Tangled Web
- The Morass Spade
- Labrinth Super Diamond
- The Bent Club
- Italian Rainbow Club
- The Magic Now You See It Now You Don't Club