BRIDGE BOOKS FOR THE DESPERATE AND NEEDY..... ( As recommended by Pun )

• Shocking Low Attendances At Bridge Club AGMs..................Rosa M.T. Seetes
• Chairman's AGM Reports Make Me Want to Cry....................Fuller Crapp
• If You Believe In Justice Then Do The Right Thing.................May Kay Stand
• The Shenanigans That Committees Get Up To ......................Lotta Mullarkey
• What ! You've Got A Bone To Pick With Me ?.........................Candice Waite
• Partner, Please Don't Hit Me With That Bridgemate................Bruce E. Salley
• It'll Be Your Funeral If You Do That Again................................Aretha Holly
• I Hate Cheats Who Tune In To Loose Table Talk.....................Ann Tenner
• Did You See Him Peeking At My Cards ?.................................Morty Fyde
• Peeking At Opponents' Cards Is A Despicable Act...................Misty Meener
• The Things Some Players Will Resort To.................................Yves Droppin
• Partner , It Looks As Though You Have A Problem..................Watson Yermind
• My Partner Has Really Gone Completely Gaga........................Drew Ling-Badleigh
• I Need Something To Carry Off All My Trophies.......................Will Barrow
• My Partner Refuses To Keep To The System...........................Cy King