NEWSFLASH : BIGOT-JOHNSON , CHAIRMAN OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC , KICKS OUT MINDLESS MEMBERS ONLY TO CREATE A NEW WORLD OF BRIDGE

Inspired by Carp's article , Bigot decided to up the quality of the duplicate fields by slinging out members found guilty of mindlessness. Moreover he told them to form their own club dedicated to mindless bridge. 
Much to his surprise they did just that , being subservient by nature , happy and content to follow orders blindly and routinely. Consequently , The Mindlessness Bridge Club was formed with a start up membership of Bigot's 58 rejects. However , despite having a group of mindless people coming together as a clueless committee to discuss mindless things , the one and only good idea to emerge from their meaningless discussions was to raise local awareness of what this club had to offer.
Mindless word of mouth quickly followed, along with a meaningless web page being set up on line. Many members engaged in trivial and pointless conversations on both face book and twitter. Not surprisingly this frighteningly inane advertising campaign appealed to like-minded bridge players in other local bridge clubs. By encouraging these wooden tops to jump on board and embark on a journey into an insipid world of simple, basic, random mindless bridge, the club's popularity suddenly took off. Members loved the whole experience , where no one could possibly criticise another , because they were oblivious as to what mistakes or gaffs had been made. This was the welcome dawn of a new bridge age.