BRIDGE BOOKS YOU WISH YOU HAD NEVER READ......

• It's Amazing How Many Players Cheat At Bridge.............................Eve N. Mee
• My Partner Is A Complete Numpty And Brainless Moron..................Ria Tard
• There's Something Really Fishy Going On At That Table..................C. Bass
• Tell Me What Kind Of Player Makes The Ideal Female Partner ?......Nick  R. Lestart
• I'm Convinced That Woman Is Cheating In Some Way......................Bess Watcher
• Cheating Again ? You're Gonna Get Banned For Sure.....................Hope Pinnott
• What Will You Say When The TD Is Called Over ?...........................Chantel Allie
• Never Use Your Real Name When Writing Scurrilous Blogs.............Sue Denim
• That Man Plays Bridge Like A Swashbuckling Pirate........................Buck Kinnear
• Should I Play For The Drop Of The Queen Or Finesse ?...................Honor Gess
• I'm Afraid We're Fighting A Losing Battle Here , Partner ..................Ali Moe
• I Pride Myself On Obeying All The Club Rules And Regulations.........Laura Byder 
• Disasters In Bridge Can Happen When You Least Expect Them.......Oliver Suddan
• A Good Writer Will Often Slip Porn Into Great Bridge Stories............Ray C. Bucks 
• My Partner Bids Like A Maniac If Dealt A Good Hand.......................Carrie D'Whey