BIGOT VEHEMENTLY OBJECTS TO THE JUDGE'S CHOICE OF WORDS....

( A snippet from the trial's lengthy transcript involving the infamous flying bridgemate incident and the alleged wrongful expulsion which stemmed from it )

Judge : Are you telling me , Bigot , that you launched and propelled a bridgemate across the table within inches of an opponent's nose ?
Bigot : Yes....I did
Judge : Well , from seeing the video evidence of the re-enactment..... this swift and sudden act seems both misdirected and misguided 
Bigot : What !  Misdirected ?   Misguided ?  How dare you make inferences. I can assure you that this airborne manoeuvre was carried out with military precision and pin point accuracy ....just like a laser guided missile ......because no way was there any deviation from its intended flight path
Judge : Sorry Bigot......I stand corrected