EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION WITH PARTNER IS ESSENTIAL.......

( Witness  here how Bigot-Johnson and his partner master the art of effective communication. After two hours of unrelenting criticism of his inept and woeful play , Bigot's partner decides to stand up against his merciless tormentor . ) 

B-J  : Partner ....yet another cold contract you've just gone and binned.....what the hell is wrong with your game ?
Partner ( P ) : One more peep out of you and I'll give you what for !
B-J : What for ?
P : Yes....a what for you've never seen the likes of.....
B- J : But what's the what for for ?
P : What...I'll tell you what the what for is for....it's to teach you what's what.....that's what
B-J : But what on God's earth is what's what ?
P : Right....that's it......you're for it now.....and boy am I gonna let you have it .......
B-J : Have what ?
P : Have what ....a right good what for of course......that''s what....Do you really want me to give you something to think about ? 
B-J : I don't know.... I'll have to think about it
( At this point his partner rose up from his seat , leaned over the table and clipped Bigot's delicate right ear very sharply indeed )
P : Any wiser now ?
B-J : Yes....you bugger.....for the first time tonight you've made yourself abundantly clear