DR. SIGMUND T. SCHUKELGRUBER FINALLY PUTS PEN TO PAPER............

( An Ode To My Sponsor )

Oh why do you hesitate
And stop me from bidding
You deserve to be crucified
And boy I'm not kidding
Your mind goes on walkabouts
As it wanders and drifts
Giving oppo top after top
With thumping big gifts
Then, on crucial hands
You always revoke
Our card's full of bottoms
It's no bloody joke
Your bidding is woeful
Your defence is as bad
Everything you do...
Just drives me mad 
So why I partner you 
When your game really sucks
Well, it's down to the fact
YOU PAY ME BIG BUCKS