Wednesday 24 April 2013

STULTIFYING COMMITTEES.............

Sometimes committee meetings
spend a disproportionate amount
of time dealing with, and trying to
resolve, the countless letters of
complaint from nasty, mean
spirited, petty minded, members.
These nitpicking, born-to-rant
troublemakers are obsessed with 
personal agendas and vendettas.
Not surprisingly,  a flood of counter-
complaints will follow, confusing
the issues even more. Discussions
become so lengthy and bogged
down that anyone present at these
meetings inevitably experiences
the acute symptoms of sleep
deprivation, paralysis, and self-
induced comas. Ultimately, the 
last person standing brings the
proceedings to a halt, phoning
relatives and para-medics to 
remove lifeless bodies from the 
premises.  

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