ANOTHER POETIC MASTERPIECE FROM THE PEN OF DR. SIGMUND T. SHUKELGRUBER....

( Entitled the  " Here Comes The Preacher Man  "  in dedication to all those I-know-best-love-my own-voice self-proclaimed experts who terrorise members in every bridge club you care to name )


Here comes the preacher man
He's always here
He's always there
He's always bloody everywhere
This man in the long dark coat


Here comes the preacher man
He gets through the gears
To hammer your ears
To heighten your fears
This man in the long dark coat

He comes the preacher man 
He sees bridge as a sport
Where nous can be taught
Where he can hold court
This man in the long dark coat

He comes the preacher man
He's ready to tail you
He's looking to nail you
Then publicly flail you
This man in the long dark coat

He comes the preacher man
Words loaded with spite
Pushing wisdom that's shite
He tells what's right
This man in the long dark coat

Here comes the preacher man
No where to hide
Hope's all but died
I'm gonna get fried
By this man in the long dark coat