BRIDGING THAT GAP..............................................( Article by Pun ) Have you ever wondered why others get what they want out of bridge.....be it glory, fame, silverware, prize money, adrenalin rushes, county selection, opportunities to indulge in sadistic pleasures....while you remain just one of faceless majority who make up the numbers ? Well, stop wondering because it doesn't have to stay this way. That gap can be bridged. All you need to do is purchase and read this full set of my highly acclaimed, very instructive bridge books.......which I might add have already catapulted dozens of mediocre riff raff like yourselves into the upper echolons of your club's top ranking players. The total all-inclusive-cost plus packaging is a very modest.£100, and the titles include:

• Set your club alight by your striking match play
• Don't monkey around, get swinging, and send your opponents bananas
• Getting to the bottom of bidding theory is the only way to the top
• Wrong thinking can be right when opponents' cards are rightly in the wrong place
• Needle your opponents with pinpoint bidding and signalling
• Branch out, stick those bids in, and twig what your opponents are up to
• Socket to your opponents with light openers and clever switches
• Punitive doubles, and wild punts, to leave opponents punch-drunk and pundits raving
• Table success is down to smart cue-bidding, favourable breaks, and pot luck