A SHORT
EXTRACT
TAKEN 
FROM THE 
TRANSCRIPT
NOTES 
OF THE 
WALNUT
TREE
ALLOTMENT
SOCIETY BC
DISCIPLINARY
HEARING
IN JUNE 1989
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Committee member ( CM ): I feel this hearing might well turn out to be a very long and hard one
Chairman (C )  : Well , will someone tell me what's it all about ?
CM : It's Bigot-Johnson.......yet again...........getting himself into a whole load of trouble.....and upsetting others in the process
C : How come ?
CM : Last Wednesday night .....during the play of a hand.....he stood up.....without any word or warning ......pulled down his trousers......and flashed his pecker at a young lady opponent , who as it happened was a rather shy, oversensitive sort with a real deep fear and loathing for nasty, horrible, obnoxious , little members
B-J : I strongly object to the use of the word " little "
C : Objection over-ruled.....and by God you're right.....it might well be a long and hard one 
B-J : I agree......and what's more...... I'm willing to prove it right here and now