HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB.......
BIGOT-JOHNSON’S CELEBRATION BASH
This coming weekend a group of disgruntled club members are throwing a party
to celebrate Bigot-Johnson’s 10th year as a complete tosser !
This no-expenses spared bash will take place at the club in the basement cellars ,
marking his first ten years as the odious , and hideously obnoxious owner-manager
of this hell-fire hell hole. Indeed , it was solely down to this twisted, warped and
perverted individual, that thousands of clubs across the world foolishly adopted his
sado-masochistic culture change to make bridge far more cutthroat and exciting.
Not surprisingly, many of the club’s ex-members are likely to gate crash the party.
These include dozens who left in disgust when he quickly introduced the first raft
of constitutional changes , plus all those persecuted players currently on long-term
suspensions and life bans.
However , like the absolute tosser Bigot is, he is utterly unaware of what is
happening behind his back. According to one very reliable source , he intends
to spend the day sitting moodily in his bedroom listening to Leonard Cohen
and Bob Dylan dirges , whilst sticking pins into numerous voodoo doll replicas
of all the existing club members he considers as “ undesirable ”, but " totally