No.1552

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HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB.......

                                                  Important Notice

              BIGOT-JOHNSON’S CELEBRATION BASH

   This coming weekend a group of disgruntled club members are throwing a party

    to celebrate Bigot-Johnson’s 10^th  year as a complete tosser ! 

    This no-expenses spared bash will take place at the club in the basement cellars ,

    marking his first ten years as the odious , and hideously obnoxious owner-manager

    of this hell-fire hell hole. Indeed ,  it was solely down to this twisted, warped and

    perverted individual,  that thousands of clubs across the world foolishly adopted his

    sado-masochistic culture change to make bridge far more cutthroat and exciting. 

    Not surprisingly, many of the club’s ex-members are likely to gate crash the party.  

    These include dozens who left in disgust when he quickly introduced the first raft    

    of constitutional changes , plus all those persecuted players currently on long-term 

    suspensions and life bans.

     However , like the absolute tosser Bigot is, he is utterly unaware of what is

     happening behind his back. According to one very reliable source , he intends

     to spend the day sitting moodily in his bedroom listening to Leonard Cohen

     and Bob Dylan dirges , whilst sticking pins into numerous voodoo doll replicas

     of all the existing club members he considers as “ undesirable ”,  but  " totally

     expendable ”.