Tuesday 14 October 2014

NEWSFLASH : DR. JOHN FINALLY GETS TO KNOW THE REAL BIGOT-JOHNSON.......

Dr. J : So you believe that in one of your former lives... you were none other but the infamous Sir Francis Dashwood.......owner and founder of the notorious Hell Fire Club
B-J: The very man....
Dr.J : So you obviously believe in re-incarnation ?
B-J : Indeed I do......indeed I do
Dr.J : And what are you hoping to be in your next after-life ?  A world class bridge expert revered and respected by all your peers ?
B-J : Unfortunately not.....I'm down to be an insect
Dr.J : An insect.......that's awful.....it's too horrible to think about
B-J : Oh .....far from it.....the experience is one I'm going to relish.......being a fly on a wall..... humping unsuspecting females.....in between bouts of spying on others
Dr.J : Bigot ..... it seems the spirit of SIr Francis Dashwood will never leave you  
B-J : Yes....you're absolutely right 

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