CULTURE CORNER ......( Poems by Dr.Sigmund T. Schukelgruber )

He partnered curvy Mabel
The pace was fast and furious
He slid beneath the table
Not drunk 
But merely curious


He partnered Sexy Sadie
She was a very canny chick
No daily rate
No hourly fee
She just charged him by the trick

He partnered sharp-tongued Susie
It was an act of reckless folly
Slating him
At every turn
She made him look a wally

He partnered frigid Freida
A woman he wanted to bed
But being as ass
He made a pass
So she knifed him in the head