NEWSFLASH : THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC COMMITTEE CONFIRMS IT'S STILL RUN BY THE MOST GIGANTIC BASTARDS IMAGINABLE


Chairman Bigot-Johnson and his bully-boy lackeys just wanted everyone to know that the committee will continue to run the club in a disturbingly immoral way. 
Ordinary club members will yet again be persuaded , cajoled , and coerced into forking out money to keep the club's cash float afloat, as the committee has many more reckless spending schemes in the pipeline. These include , as usual , wasting huge amounts of money on mammoth white elephants and lost causes.Clearly , the rank and file members are living on another planet, as they seem completely unaware that the club is being run by lunatics, racketeers and demons.
A committee spokesman said : " Although we obviously treat the members will contempt , we still desperately rely on their financial support. Their donations demonstrate the hugely successful brainwashing and conditional techniques we have put into practice , in a bold and daring attempt to steer their minds in the right direction. 
Therefore the committee has no worries whatsoever about another round of wasteful spending and asset squandering on costly ventures , designed with futile and pointless objectives in mind. We know that the members will be there to bail us out , with generous loan contributions which we have no intention , let alone ability, of ever paying back.  Indeed , the last time we tapped a member for a loan , we were obliged to hold him down on the floor , and tattoo the details onto his forehead . This was simply because the awkward bugger claimed that given his poor memory , he needed a permanent reminder of the transaction. "