BRIDGE BOOKS LOVED AND CHERISHED BY THE AMERICANS......( Research by Pun ) 

• Ladies If You Want Men To Partner You Dress Like A Diva.............Ed Turner
• He's Useless At Bridge Ladies, But He's Such A Great Partner.....Ken  E. Shagwell
• My Best Year Ever For High Stakes Rubber Bridge.........................Ray Kennitten
• The Main Reason Why I Never Partner The Older Ladies................Alec  M. Young
• How Dare You Accuse My Partner Of Throwing A Bridgemate.......Asif  E. Wood
• What ! He's Been Banned For Just Dropping A Bridgemate...........Shirley Knott
• What Part Of The Body Did The Bridgemate Strike Him ?..............Courtney Badleigh
• These End Of Year Accounts Make Dreadful Reading.....................Annette Loss
• For Christ Sake Is Anyone In This Club Under The Age Of 75 ? .......Jerry Attrick
• I Have No Other Choice But To Resign From This Committee...........Ike Witt   
• Can't Play Tonight Partner, Someone Has Put Their Foot Down.......Erin Syde
• All My Partner Ever Wants To Do Is Spread Malicious Gossip........Wendy Holdbagg
• Someone Find Me Some Poison To Give To My Partner.................Dudley Knightshade
• What Is It About Bridge That Makes Players So Irritable ?................Malcolm Tent 
• Guess Who Turned Up To The Latest AGM ?................................Allan Sundrie