BRIDGE BOOKS NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF....UNTIL NOW OF COURSE..... ( Rare discoveries by Pun )

• Only Go For Tournaments Which Attract The Rabbits..........................E. C. Pickins
• Don't Ask Me To Deal The Cards, I've Got A Dodgy Arm......................Tanis  L. Bow
• Director ! My Partner's Caught That Woman Cheating Again............... E. Sawyer 
• She Wants Crucifying But How Do We Attach Her To The Cross?.......Bess Naylor
• In My Club It Pays Up To Keep Quiet And Not Look Up..........................Ed Downe
• What Happened To The Last Member Who Crossed Our Chairman ?...Barry Dellive
• She's Always Looking To Guard Against Nasty Squeezes.....................Eva Reddy
• My Partner Loves Her Lipstick , Mascara And Suntanned Skin..............Dolly Byrd
• Committees Rarely Approach Disciplinary Matters Free Of Bias.......... John Diss
• I've Made A Small Fortune Out Of Running Bridge Classes........Honor Wright-Fiddle
• The Slaughter House Bridge Club Is Really The Place To Go....Alotta Fanny Harbout
• Everyone Cheats At My Club Including Myself......................................Eve N. Mee
• Hesitating Before Playing My Stiff Almost Caused Her To Go Wrong...Neil Lee Fulder