Thursday, 5 January 2017

THE 10 WORST CRIMES YOU CAN COMMIT AT THE BRIDGE TABLE.......( in rank bad order of heinous and outrageous behaviour )

  1. Murder 
  2. Plonking a bridgemate down underneath an opponent's nose
  3. Assaulting an opponent 
  4. Setting fire to or ripping up your scorecard
  5. Smirking with glee at an opponent's mistake
  6. Vacating your seat in a very damp state
  7. Cheating of any kind in any form
  8. Farting with gay abandon
  9. Shouting obscenities at your hapless partner
  10. Picking one's nose or sneezing out loudly

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