Tuesday, 3 April 2018
We are the new boys on the block and
our main goal of course is to catch you
By using advanced big brother technology,
non-user friendly ticket machines , terms
and conditions the devil himself would have
been proud of , and ridiculously tiny parking
bays...........we are all set up to pounce upon
error-prone motorists to deluge them with
our new and exciting , colourfully designed,
These money-grabbing documents should all
be taken in good spirit. So please regard each
PCN as a reminder to keep promises, to avoid
mistakes and not to stray from the straight
and righteous path.
In heaven you will pay for your cock-ups here
on earth , but unfortunately Gotcha Parking
Services can't afford to wait. We demand that
you pay us straightway for your parking sins.
Patience and forgiveness are not virtues we
aspire to.... or ever will.