Saturday 30 April 2011

NEWS
" FLASH "
BY PUN :
BIGOT'S
ARRIVAL AT CLUB
CAPTURED ON CAMERA
TRIGGERS
SHOCKING
HEADLINES
IN UK PRESS
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" BIGOT FINALLY REVEALS HIS PLAYING CREDENTIALS "
" SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB'S MOST PROMINENT MEMBER CATCHES LADIES OFF GUARD "
" WITH DEVELOPMENTS IN MIND, BIGOT POINTS THE WAY FORWARD "
" DESPITE THE NEW INFORMAL DRESS CODE , BIGOT STILL COMES UP SHORT "
" AS THE CLUB CELEBRATES ITS 25th ANNIVERSARY BIGOT RISES TO THE OCCASION "
" CLUB CHAIRMAN STRIVES TO MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE "
" BIGOT'S BEST EVER RAISE ....... "

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