BRIDGE BOOKS THAT DEFY DESCRIPTION..... ( Research by the now completely-lost-for-words Pun )

• That Cheating Dog Can Tune Into Anything .......Yves Dropper
• Getting Tops Gives Me So Such Pleasure.........Joy Anna D'Lyte 
• Partner , No More Limp Efforts Please...............Drew Peacock 
• Bridge Over Christmas Is My Idea Of Heaven ....Yul Tidings
• Sometimes You Just Have To Punt Slams.........Honor Whym
• He Only Partners Women Who Play Like Men....Tom Buoys
• I Can't Stand Players Who Fart At The Table......Gus O'Wynd
• Selecting Those Numpties Will Cause A Storm...Gail Warning 
• Flying Bridgemates : What On Earth Are They ?....U . F. Hose
• I Hate Players Who Give You The Hard Stare.......Eve L. Hyde